The Town has a position available for Fire Tower Watcher, Class 2 for the summer season. Preference given to applicants with at least two (2) functioning senses and legs, as the tower is not yet wheelchair accessible. Available immediately. Help keep our town safe!
The Town is currently seeking a part-time Zamboni Operator for evenings and weekends until April 30th. Salary based on experience. Benefits include dental care and first pick of the eyeglasses left in the lost n' found box. Must provide own Zamboni. Help keep the arena's ice slippery!
The Chamber of Commerce welcomes the following new businesses to the municipal area this month:
Triple W Relay - Owner Randolph Slink (in the old Earwax Emporium building) Internet search & entertainment relay for seniors
UpSwat - 455 Lake Street Owner Marie Jambon - Flyswatter Refurbishing and associated services
Whiskers & Biscuits - Owner Maurice Shizzoli brings a brave new combo to Town, merging a barbershop and bakery. (see review Here)
Big Bad Billy Bobs - just west of Concession 6 - the biggest and boomiest weapons, firearms and explosives for all your family needs.
Got something to buy, sell or trade? Fax in your details!
Trade - got a 1974 International Harvester fudge packer, PTO driven, needs new timing belt...looking to trade for a copy of "River at Midnight" by Bradley Swuh
Selling - 1977 Datsun motorhome, built in shitter, no keys
Wanted - Motorcycle sidecar, suitable for toddler or infant
Wanted - does anyone have a spare VHS tape of the PGNIP show, episode #1? My dog ate mine
Selling - full size male rooster, not laying many eggs anymore, will pay U $2
Selling - clock radio and single 225 80R15 tire, $20 each or $45 for both
The following is a list of the building permits issued to residents this month by the town planning department:
Marie Jambon - construction of four additional loading docks and temporary employee accomodations to existing UpSwat warehouse at 455 Lake Street
Johan Gustavson - replace sewer main and toilets in customer washroom, Sausage Shack on 9th Street
Gary Popsalotopills - Build new deck and stairs for resident at 984 Westholme Road
*Admin note - follow up on bounced cheque?*
Juan Harada - construction of new spider mule / horse stables onto existing car rental dealership building
To add your event to the online calendar, please print it out and fax it to James at Town Hall:
Peony Garden viewings - alternate Tuesdays at Dave and Gladys Wright's residence
Agro Yoga Free Classes - 8:15 nightly, behind the Harrison Park bandstand
Longest Whiskers Contest - Saturday Sept. 22nd (please note lower body coverings are now required for all entrants) 2023 Winner: B. Stubbs
St. Boosey's Day Parade - Saturday Sept. 15th - Children's games and random clowns after the parade, Beer Gardens open from 4-8pm, sponsored by McSwiggins