PGNIP Merchandise and Collectables
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Deluxe PGNIP Russian Fur Hat
Keep your gourd warm while visiting the horrors of downtown
Ornamental Silver Spoon Set
Collectable spoons for display, great for teenagers
Custom KKT Exhaust Tip
Stainless stain exhaust tip with engraved "Kevin's Killer Tracks" logo
3.5" Floppy Disc set for Windows 95
The complete audio of PGNIP Episode 2 split into 34 1.2MB .MP3 files
McSwiggins Nomimal Ale
5-pack of official McSwiggins ale in vintage stubbies
Deluxe PGNIP Suspenders
Take command of your droopy drawers with new PGNIP embroidered suspenders. Made from genuine Saskatchewan sealskin!
PGNIP Bluetooth Hammer
As used by Gary Popsalotofpills! Charges via USB.
PGNIP Novelty Party Spray
Social gathering getting out of hand (or too boring?) A few squirts of this can clear the room (or liven things up).